Josiecelena

Josiecelena

yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

(via twistingnutsack)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(via humorking)

athomewithlana:

pxxies:

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

(via twistingnutsack)

drake & josh

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

image

(via humorking)

stunningpicture:


Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via humorking)

themes:

StellarIt’s the best Tumblr Theme in the universe. It’s really versatile. You’ll look great wearing it, and so will your grandmother.
Choose from Ten Color Schemes designed by Pasquale D’Silva.
Choose Single Column or Double Column layout.
Animated gif mascots! Or use your Tumblr avatar, or nothing.
Highlight a select few friends' blogs.
Turn most things on or off.
Check out Stellar and more at tumblr.com/themes.

themes:

Stellar
It’s the best Tumblr Theme in the universe. It’s really versatile. You’ll look great wearing it, and so will your grandmother.

  • Choose from Ten Color Schemes designed by Pasquale D’Silva.
  • Choose Single Column or Double Column layout.
  • Animated gif mascots! Or use your Tumblr avatar, or nothing.
  • Highlight a select few friends' blogs.
  • Turn most things on or off.

Check out Stellar and more at tumblr.com/themes.

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(via humorking)

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(via haliescomet)

slomps:

is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

(via humorking)

double-rods:

I love RON.
double-rods:

I love RON.
double-rods:

I love RON.
double-rods:

I love RON.

double-rods:

I love RON.

(via trash-is-cool)

terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

(via trash-is-cool)

copy and paste yourself into my bed

(via humorking)

(via humorking)