Josiecelena

Josiecelena

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

(via twistingnutsack)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via meladoodle)

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

(via trash-is-cool)

sorry:

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.

(via trash-is-cool)

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via liamsingmirrors)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via humorking)

larmoyante:

literary posters by bookrapport
larmoyante:

literary posters by bookrapport
larmoyante:

literary posters by bookrapport
larmoyante:

literary posters by bookrapport

larmoyante:

literary posters by bookrapport

arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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(via eat-sleep-breathe-speak)

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.

Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

(via losingmyselfagain)

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

(via losingmyselfagain)

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

(via twistingnutsack)

I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.

Is it selfish to say I want you the whole fucking time? I want you in my head. I want you in my bed. I want your hands all over my thighs. Give me your tightest grip. I want to exhale all of my loneliness and sadness to you. I want to breathe you in. I want you. I want you and I want you to want me too.

how do i say this without sounding desperate? (via dahlia—noir)

(via losingmyselfagain)

glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!
glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!

glutenfreefoodporn:

gfceliac:

I love this!

pictures are fun!

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

(via humorking)